Guidelines for the Dummy

I am not as complicated as most people thing. I am rather simple actually.
If I am

1. Angry- Hug me and/or talk to me about happier times until I forget.
2. Sad- Hold me and/or sing me a song
3. Happy- Enjoy it
4. On my period- I'll take pills, you take me out
5. Confused about how you really feel- Grab my face and kiss me
   
   See? Simple as that.